Free Ted Koscinski

Welcome Comrades,

You know, with all of us learning so much about corporate crime nowadays, you might think, "why isn't there anyone doing anything about it?" Sure, there's Ralph Nader, but he's been around forever. It's hard to warm to the guy. We need action, not talk! Isn't there anyone out there who cares enough to get off their butt and do something?

Absolutely. In fact, he's already here, and you know him.

He lives in an impregnable fortress. He has a colorful jumpsuit, and he already has a cool superhero name. The Unabomber! That's right, Ted Koscinski.

Now, hold on, before you go dismissing the idea as lunacy, hear me out. This is one smart guy. He used to be a college professor. He even wrote his own manifesto! He believes in the simple, back-to-basics lifestyle, tradition, morality and personal responsibility. Best of all, he really, really hates corporate criminals. He may be a little rough around the edges, but America likes her heros tough. We can work with that.

I say, the time has come to embrace this man of the people, this defender of the American way. Free Ted Koscinski, and give him a stipend to continue his work. If corporate criminals knew the Unabomber was back, it would strike terror in their black hearts. Innocent, hard-working CEO's would have nothing to fear, except perhaps, evil underlings working to frame them. I don't know, let Ted sort it out. Give him your trust, and let him give you pieces of... uh, peace of mind.

Hasta la victoria siempre,

TVD

--- 9/30/02

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