Return Of The The Stepford Wives

Welcome Comrades,

You know, I can't help but look around with pride at how the cultural patriarchy has defended itself against a massive, historical assault. What began decades ago as a well-organized, well-funded and justified social tsunami has crashed against the deeply entrenched breakwater of tradition. All that's left of it gently laps at the pylons on the pier (insert dirty thought here...) You know what I'm talking about. Feminism.

It's a quaint memory of the 60s and 70s. How nostalgic! Let's burn our bras, tee-hee! Really, you women were so easy to put down. Sure, there are more women in positions of power now, but look what you had to do to get there... you had to become bastards like us! Ha ha.

When I look around at the world today, I really have to think hard about what the complaints were. I can't see any of them being addressed. As a matter of fact, from a chauvinist pig's standpoint, things are better than ever. 'Reclaiming your sexuality' was a really radical move, ladies. Bravo! Sleep with as many of us as you want. That'll show us. Ouch, that hurts. A little more to the left.

Admit it, girls, you've fallen into our trap. We managed to turn your grievances into a mainstream joke. Any advocates of modern feminism are laughable, man-hating bull-dykes. A big contrast to modern, male-approved lesbians who wear lingerie and stripper heels. They populate all genres of popular media. I salivate at the thought of prime-time TV. Thanks to teen-puppets like Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera, girls grow up dying to look like porn stars. Thanks to President Clinton, no one thinks a blowjob is sex. Man, what I wouldn't give to be back in high school today, and that's saying something - I went during the 70s; not exactly a puritan age.

So, thanks again for being so gullible and giving up. Keep up the good work... and go get me a beer.

Hasta la victoria siempre,

TVD

--- 12/16/02

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