Bring Me The Head Of Walt Disney!

Welcome Comrades,

I'm a little disgusted with politics right now, so I'm going to dive into modern culture. What could I possibly find to criticize there, you might ask? Well, I figure as long as shoplifting starlets and wedding plans of the rich and useless are stealing airtime from issues that matter, I might as well comment on some things that have been on my mind.

Walt Disney is responsible for the destruction of modern society. No, really, I'm not kidding. The decline of the nuclear family, the destruction of morality, the death of common sense - all attributible to Disney. This is all besides the lingering rumors of Nazi sympathizing. I'm not even going to mention it... except just then...

So, how is this possible? It started when we were young. When our minds were susceptible to the evil influence of mass media. We didn't know we were being indoctrinated. Did you ever wonder why it's so hard to find a mate and maintain a satisfactory relationship these days? It's Disneys' fault, I tell you. Through the back of our minds, an insidious message plays over and over set to a hummable tune. For girls, it's "Someday, my Prince will come..." and for guys, it's "I'll never grow up..."

Through such subliminal and seductive messages, women today are trained to expect royalty for suitors. Perhaps, a bit unrealistic. Guys are shown that responsibility is to be avoided and really, it's just that bitch Wendy trying to tell us what to do! No way! Let's get out of here, Tink!

Have you watched a classic Disney film, lately? You probably just prop the kids in front of the tube and go back to chatting online, don't you? Have a look, sometime. This stuff is rotting their little brains, take my word for it. In any classic Disney film, there is inevitably a drunk, a smoker and an abuser of some kind. I swear to you - 101 Dalmations, Snow White, Dumbo, take your pick! Do you think kids watch this and ignore it? Give me the Three Stooges anyday. Don't get me started on Goofy!

So, trust me, it's Disney that needs to be stopped. It should be easy to get his head; it's frozen somewhere, isn't it?

Hasta la victoria siempre,

TVD

--- 11/15/02

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