Snipers R Us

Welcome Comrades,

What could possibly motivate someone to shoot innocent bystanders? Especially in the Virginia/Maryland area where there are so many guilty people deserving of a bullet. If you're that mad at something, at least, channel your anger constructively. If you're so trigger-happy that you must waste someone, don't waste a bullet on somebody who's done nothing to you. Strike at the heart of the problem. There are thousands of lobbyists, lawyers, and bureaucrats in your area who no one will miss, and who are probably responsible for some type of harm to the environment, public health and safety, the economy, not to mention, you personally. Do us all a favor and get your eyeglasses prescription checked (if you can afford health insurance...)

This is just another example of how poorly our schools are educating the populace. When a gunman can't tell the difference between a government oppressor and a thirteen-year-old black kid, there really is a problem. We're going to have to acknowledge it.

Perhaps, this is the time to implement my plan for compulsory gun ownership. If everyone was packing, I bet this would be a much, more polite society. You certainly wouldn't fly off the handle so often if you knew it might mean a gunshot wound. It might be a bit tense at first, but after everyone got used to it, I think things would get downright peaceful. After all the really violent people killed themselves off, of course.

Remember, the Second Amendment guarantees your right to bear arms. Why not take advantage of it? Shoot back.

Hasta la victoria siempre,

TVD

--- 10/14/02

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